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I need the toilet :/
seriously.. its 13:51 on 13th of may, but i can't be bothered moving

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

Enchanted Forest - 9



You jump out the window and carry on running and find yourself walking down a long and lonesome road, lost in mist and leaves that flow with the wind, all you hear is the rustling of what is leaves... or something else...

You spot something moving in the forest, but you still see something hanging by a branch, you investigate it and find some of manbearpig fur on this branch, you take it and carry on your journey.

You feel sweaty and tired, and reek really badly, you use some of the aftershave in your back pocket, the aftershave leaks onto the fur and the fur bursts into flames.

You clench your side after getting a shooting pain, you fall to the ground clutching your kidney and groaning in pain, you feel your insides twisting and turning, a lump moves around you can feel it trying to escape!

Your belly button slowly opens and you scream in pain, a fleshly blood patch falls out, and your kidney is amongst the blood and flesh.

you hear chanting and see a fire in the distant.

Do you go towards the fire with your kidney and try to get help?

Or

Do you leave your kidney and hunt for manbearpig with your aftershave?